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importantbirds:

much import egle owl! name ULYSSES, is STAR of rensaissnace fair. have big strong wignflap an scaryfeet

HEARE YE HEAR YE GRABBE THEM LARG TURKEM LEG FOR SNACK ADN SEND ONE TO ME TOES


catsbeaversandducks:

Via unimpressedcats:

"Can’t wait for the meowtch!" - cat tells football players before the Volga Nizhniy Novgorod vs Krylia Sovetov game.


mizufae:

hello if you are confused or uncomfortable today please gaze at these kittens

batploni:

jewish characters jews can play in movies:

  • zany whacky best friends
  • woody allen clones
  • nagging moms or girlfriends
  • J.A.P.s
  • shady religious cultish types

jewish characters jews cannot play in movies:

  • jews who are well-rounded human beings

-hewastheirfriend:

when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about

weloveshortvideos:

So my sister was filming her cats outside… 

realemobabe:

soybby:

soybby:

Who let they uncle out the house???

what have i done…

yasss!!! I am here for it!!!!

transsamwinchester:

white people: gotta love those pitbulls!!! we need to fight against the breed persecution!!! pitbulls are constantly persecuted & unjustly murdered by police & general public!!!

white people: *sees a PoC* *crosses the street* *locks their car & rolls up their windows* *shields their children’s eyes* *prepares to call 911*


disgustinganimals:

this is the most illegal clothesline i’ve seen in all of wrestling but i’ll allow it


69loko:

x files occurs in the same universe as school of rock